croutoncat:

The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has finally been fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

impala-black:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

WTF

bmcay:

“You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you”

“You’re a lesbian because you’re scared of men”

“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”

“You’re not gay you just havent met the right boy/girl”

“You’re __ because-“

(Source: paradisekissmyass)

(Source: tomorrah)

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

(Source: townsvillain)

(Source: hannahsneakers)

nahshaw:

I will do anything and everything to lose weight except diet and exercise

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

likechaser:

larrysigh:

my mind is floating to dangerous territories 

larrystylinziam:

Remember that time Harry was sitting on a couch and Liam went over him and hit him playfully and Louis saw it and went towards Liam and hit him for hitting his boyfriend but then Zayn saw Louis hitting Liam and went towards Louis and hit him because he was hitting his boyfriend.

The point is, I don’t even understand why people don’t ship both couples, it’s not Larry and Ziam, it’s LarryandZiam.