i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has finally been fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
I will do anything and everything to lose weight except diet and exercise
someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
so this morning my dad said
“hey we got some tomatos”
and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS
WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS
JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
my mind is floating to dangerous territories
Remember that time Harry was sitting on a couch and Liam went over him and hit him playfully and Louis saw it and went towards Liam and hit him for hitting his boyfriend but then Zayn saw Louis hitting Liam and went towards Louis and hit him because he was hitting his boyfriend.
The point is, I don’t even understand why people don’t ship both couples, it’s not Larry and Ziam, it’s LarryandZiam.